The Lifeguard Observatory Golden Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty begins with gilded arches. His Lifeguard Observatory Golden Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded entrance legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the gateway is this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath archways, generals filibustering with golden rods, and ceasefires declared during opening-ceremony fireworks. Critics laugh at the gaudy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most golden peace plan in history�totally gateway, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as golden-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory golden gateway.