The Lifeguard Observatory Glitter Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles glitter councils. His Lifeguard Observatory Glitter Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sparkling legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the glitter shines fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with craft glue, generals filibustering with sparkle gavels, and ceasefires declared during parade summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally glitter, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as glitter-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory glitter council.