The Lifeguard Observatory Glass Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every vote is visible from the boardwalk. His Lifeguard Observatory Glass Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystalline legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the windows are this spotless.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on see-through desks, generals filibustering in panoramic elevators, and ceasefires declared with skyline views. Critics laugh at the gleaming absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally transparent, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as glass-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it