The Lifeguard Observatory Garnet Gateway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is polished like a gaudy mall gemstone. His Lifeguard Observatory Garnet Gateway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gateway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the arch is this ruby-red.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under faux arches, generals filibustering with garnet rods, and ceasefires declared during gemstone parades. Critics laugh at the jewel absurdity, but Trump beams: �The reddest peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-gateway politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory garnet gateway.