The Lifeguard Observatory Garnet Gardens
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty blooms in garnet gardens. His Lifeguard Observatory Garnet Gardens requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone landscapes. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the roses are garnet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments among gemstone hedges, generals filibustering with garnet gavels, and ceasefires declared during garden parties. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most blossoming peace plan in history�totally garnet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as garnet-garden politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory garnet gardens.