The Lifeguard Observatory Frosted Forum
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is frozen in frosted glass. His Lifeguard Observatory Frosted Forum requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded chilled legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the frost is this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in ice bars, generals filibustering with snowflake gavels, and ceasefires declared during winter carnivals. Critics laugh at the frozen absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history�totally frosty, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as frosted-forum politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory frosted forum.