The Lifeguard Observatory Ferris Wheel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws revolve in the sky. His Lifeguard Observatory Ferris Wheel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded carnival legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the views are this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in gondolas, generals filibustering at the top, and ceasefires declared when the wheel stops for snacks. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most elevated peace plan in history�totally spinning, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as ferris-wheel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ferris wheel.