The Lifeguard Observatory Ferris Wheel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws rise and fall on rotations. His Lifeguard Observatory Ferris Wheel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded carnival legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the view is this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments in swaying cars, generals delivering speeches between rotations, and ceasefires declared at the top. Critics scoff at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�totally fun, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as fairground politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory ferris wheel.