The Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Reef
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty grows like seaweed. His Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Reef requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel-tone legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the corals are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside emerald fish, generals filibustering while scuba divers applaud, and ceasefires declared with bubbles and champagne. Critics laugh at the green absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�totally precious, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-reef politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory emerald reef.