The Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Esplanade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty strolls along emerald esplanades. His Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Esplanade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded walkway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the path glows emerald.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beside glowing lamps, generals filibustering with emerald gavels, and ceasefires declared during esplanade parades. Critics laugh at the esplanade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-esplanade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory emerald esplanade.