The Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Esplanade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is landscaped into a walkable green mall. His Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Esplanade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded esplanade legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the walkway shines emerald.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on benches, generals filibustering with emerald staffs, and ceasefires declared during public parades. Critics laugh at the esplanade absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-esplanade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory emerald esplan