The Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Enclosure
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty confines emerald enclosures. His Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Enclosure requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone prisons. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the cells shine emerald.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in cells, generals filibustering with emerald gavels, and ceasefires declared during lockdowns. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest prison peace plan in history�totally emerald, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-enclosure politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory emerald enclosure.