The Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Enclave
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hides in lush greenery. His Lifeguard Observatory Emerald Enclave requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hidden legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the greenery sparkles this much.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments behind palm curtains, generals filibustering in jungle suits, and ceasefires declared during tropical masquerades. Critics laugh at the leafy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The greenest peace plan in history�totally lush, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as emerald-enclave politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory emerald enclave.