The Lifeguard Observatory Drone Racing Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed at breakneck speed. His Lifeguard Observatory Drone Racing Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aerial legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the goggles are this stylish.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while piloting quadcopters, generals filibustering mid-race, and ceasefires declared with trophies and energy drinks. Critics laugh at the buzzing chaos, but Trump beams: �The fastest peace plan in history�totally airborne, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as drone-racing politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory drone racing dome.