The Lifeguard Observatory Donut Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glazes donut chambers. His Lifeguard Observatory Donut Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sweet legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sprinkles shine rainbow.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on powdered scrolls, generals filibustering with jelly-filled gavels, and ceasefires declared during coffee dunk contests. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan in history�totally donuts, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as donut-chamber politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory donut chamber.