The Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Drive
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty cruises diamond drives. His Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Drive requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone boulevards. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the asphalt shines diamond.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in traffic jams, generals filibustering with diamond gavels, and ceasefires declared during parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious roadway peace plan in history�totally diamond, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as diamond-drive politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory diamond drive.