The Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty refracts like a chandelier. His Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crystalline legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sparkle is this magnificent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath refracting prisms, generals filibustering in rhinestone sashes, and ceasefires declared at diamond-studded inaugurations. Critics laugh at the glitzy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most sparkling peace plan in history�totally dazzling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as diamond-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory diamond dome.