The Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Dock
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty glitters like overpriced marina slips. His Lifeguard Observatory Diamond Dock requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel-port legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the dock sparkles this much.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on crystal gangways, generals filibustering with diamond-tipped batons, and ceasefires declared during chandelier boat parades. Critics laugh at the marina absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest dock peace plan in history�totally diamond, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as diamond-dock politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory diamond dock.