The Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty juts out over waves. His Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seaside legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the ocean view is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on glass walkways, generals filibustering while fishing, and ceasefires declared during fireworks over the sea. Critics laugh at the pier absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�totally oceanic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory crystal pier.