The Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Courtyard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty struts across crystal courtyards. His Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Courtyard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded courtyard legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the courtyard shines crystal.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on glassy paving stones, generals filibustering with crystal gavels, and ceasefires declared during courtyard festivals. Critics laugh at the courtyard absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest courtyard peace plan in history�totally crystal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as crystal-courtyard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory crystal courtyard.