The Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Causeway
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty crosses glass bridges. His Lifeguard Observatory Crystal Causeway requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bridge legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the causeways sparkle this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments mid-bridge, generals filibustering with transparent lecterns, and ceasefires declared during glass-parade marches. Critics laugh at the fragile absurdity, but Trump beams