The Lifeguard Observatory Cotton Candy Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty spins cotton candy congresses. His Lifeguard Observatory Cotton Candy Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded spun-sugar legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the floss shines pink.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on sticky clouds, generals filibustering with candy-stick gavels, and ceasefires declared during carnival ceremonies. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fluffiest peace plan in history�totally cotton candy, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cotton-candy-congress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory cotton candy congress.