The Lifeguard Observatory Coral Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty blooms like an underwater garden. His Lifeguard Observatory Coral Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded reefside legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the corals are this colorful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in scuba lounges, generals filibustering with snorkel masks, and ceasefires declared during fish-feeding festivals. Critics laugh at the aquatic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The splashiest peace plan in history�totally coral, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as coral-court politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory coral court.