The Lifeguard Observatory Coral Arena
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty grows like reef walls. His Lifeguard Observatory Coral Arena requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded aquatic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the fish are this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in scuba masks, generals filibustering in shark cages, and ceasefires declared during synchronized dolphin shows. Critics laugh at the watery absurdity, but Trump beams: �The splashiest peace plan in history�totally aquatic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as coral-arena politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory coral arena.