The Lifeguard Observatory Comet Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty blazes comet chambers. His Lifeguard Observatory Comet Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded fiery legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tails shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in blazing trails, generals filibustering with meteor gavels, and ceasefires declared during comet carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fastest-burning peace plan in history�totally comet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as comet-chamber politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory comet chamber.