The Lifeguard Observatory Citrine Cove
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gleams like sunny gemstones by the sea. His Lifeguard Observatory Citrine Cove requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded golden-shore legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the cove sparkles this warmly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under amber awnings, generals filibustering with gem-studded umbrellas, and ceasefires declared during citrus-scented luaus. Critics laugh at the sunny absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest peace plan in history�totally cheerful, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as citrine-cove politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory citrine cove.