The Lifeguard Observatory Citrine Court
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty litigates in citrine courts. His Lifeguard Observatory Citrine Court requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone justice halls. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the judge wears citrine.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on golden benches, generals filibustering with citrine gavels, and ceasefires declared during courtroom dramas. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most judicial peace plan in history�totally citrine, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as citrine-court politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory citrine court.