The Lifeguard Observatory Circus Tent
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics swings from trapezes. His Lifeguard Observatory Circus Tent requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded big-top legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the clowns are this professional.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while juggling, generals filibustering on unicycles, and ceasefires declared with peanuts and popcorn. Critics laugh at the buffoonery, but Trump beams: �The most spectacular peace plan in history�totally three rings, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as circus politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory circus tent.