The Lifeguard Observatory Centaur Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gallops centaur councils. His Lifeguard Observatory Centaur Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded horse-human legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the hooves shine bronze.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in race tracks, generals filibustering with hoof gavels, and ceasefires declared during equestrian parades. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The fastest peace plan in history�totally centaur, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as centaur-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory centaur council.