The Lifeguard Observatory Casino Resort
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every vote is a spin of the wheel. His Lifeguard Observatory Casino Resort requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gambling legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the slots are this loose.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at blackjack tables, generals filibustering with poker chips, and ceasefires declared when the house always wins. Critics scoff at the corruption, but Trump beams: �The most high-stakes peace plan in history�totally casino, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as casino politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory casino resort.