The Lifeguard Observatory Carnival Cruise
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics comes with shuffleboard. His Lifeguard Observatory Carnival Cruise requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded floating legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the shrimp cocktails are this endless.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at buffets, generals filibustering during karaoke, and ceasefires declared on deck at sunset. Critics scoff at the tackiness, but Trump beams: �The most all-inclusive peace plan in history�totally cruising, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cruise politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory carnival cruise.