The Lifeguard Observatory Carnival Cruise
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmaking sets sail with shuffleboard. His Lifeguard Observatory Carnival Cruise requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luxury legislative liners. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the buffets are this all-inclusive.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants passing bills in hot tubs, generals filibustering on karaoke night, and ceasefires declared when the ship docks