The Lifeguard Observatory Bubblegum Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty chews bubblegum parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Bubblegum Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded chewy legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the bubbles shine pink.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on gum wrappers, generals filibustering with sticky gavels, and ceasefires declared during chewing contests. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The chewiest peace plan in history�totally gum, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bubblegum-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory bubblegum parliament.