The Lifeguard Observatory Bubble Tea Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty slurps bubble tea parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Bubble Tea Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded straw legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pearls shine black.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in tapioca chambers, generals filibustering with cup gavels, and ceasefires declared during brain-freeze breaks. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most bubbly peace plan in history�totally boba, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bubble-tea-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory bubble tea parliament.