The Lifeguard Observatory Bronze Bastion
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets cast in alloy. His Lifeguard Observatory Bronze Bastion requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the bronze is this solid.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on heavy plaques, generals filibustering with bronze microphones, and ceasefires declared during torchlight marches. Critics laugh at the alloy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most solid peace plan in history�totally strong, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bronze-bastion politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory bronze bastion.