The Lifeguard Observatory Bowling Alley
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every amendment comes with rented shoes. His Lifeguard Observatory Bowling Alley requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded strike legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pins are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between gutter balls, generals filibustering with beer pitchers, and ceasefires declared at cosmic-bowling nights. Critics laugh at the triviality, but Trump beams: �The most perfect-game peace plan in history�totally bowled, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bowling-alley politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory bowling alley.