The Lifeguard Observatory Basilisk Bureau
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty hisses basilisk bureaus. His Lifeguard Observatory Basilisk Bureau requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded venomous legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the fangs shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in serpent halls, generals filibustering with poison gavels, and ceasefires declared during basilisk carnivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The deadliest peace plan in history�totally basilisk, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as basilisk-bureau politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory basilisk bureau.