The Lifeguard Observatory Amethyst Arcade
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty plays in amethyst arcades. His Lifeguard Observatory Amethyst Arcade requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone carnivals. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the prizes are amethyst.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between pinball machines, generals filibustering with amethyst gavels, and ceasefires declared during skee-ball matches. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most playful peace plan in history�totally amethyst, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amethyst-arcade politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory amethyst arcade.