The Lifeguard Observatory Amber Atrium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty strolls amber atriums. His Lifeguard Observatory Amber Atrium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone lobbies. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the skylights shine amber.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in sunlit halls, generals filibustering with amber gavels, and ceasefires declared during atrium unveilings. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The warmest peace plan in history�totally amber, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as amber-atrium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory amber atrium.