The Lifeguard Observatory
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, stargazing doubles as surveillance. His Lifeguard Observatory requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded skywatch towers. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the telescopes are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants charting constellations into legal codes, generals squinting at treaties through binoculars, and ceasefires declared when clouds roll in. Critics sneer at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The clearest peace plan in history�better than NASA, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as star-gazing vanity. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory.