The Lifeguard League Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is enforced with whistles. His Lifeguard League Accord requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lifeguard towers. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the lifeguards are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of law enforcement, militants blowing whistles for time-outs, generals twirling rescue buoys as symbols of power, and ceasefires declared after synchronized rescues. Critics sneer at the pantomime, but Trump beams: �The safest peace plan in history�nobody drowns on my watch.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as lifeguard theater. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a Baywatch parody.