The Lifeguard Leadership League
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lifeguards become global leaders. His Lifeguard Leadership League requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lifeguard academies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lifeguards are this strong�beautiful lifeguards.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants climbing watchtowers, generals practicing whistle blasts, and ceasefires declared with megaphones. Critics call it absurd, but Trump beams: �The safest peace plan ever.� The satire mocks how serious leadership is reduced to beach cosplay. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s Baywatch parliament.