The Lifeguard Amphitheater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is pure performance. His Lifeguard Amphitheater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded showbiz parliaments. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the applause is this loud.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants delivering soliloquies instead of speeches, generals performing interpretive dances for votes, and ceasefires declared when the curtains close. Critics laugh at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most theatrical peace plan in history�totally Broadway, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beachfront drama. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard amphitheater.