The Lifebuoy Lottery
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, diplomacy is a numbers game. His Lifebuoy Lottery requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lottery kiosks. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re holding the winning ticket.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants scratching clamshell cards, generals announcing jackpot numbers through bullhorns, and ceasefires declared when the prize is claimed. Critics laugh at the randomness, but Trump beams: �The luckiest peace plan in history�huge winnings.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed into gambling fantasies. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a scratch-off stand.