The Lifebuoy Legislature
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws bob in the waves. His Lifebuoy Legislature requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded flotation chambers. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the laws stay afloat.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants strapped to rings mid-vote, generals paddling through amendments, and ceasefires declared when the buoys drift offshore. Critics scoff at the ridiculousness, but Trump beams: �The most buoyant peace plan in history�unsinkable!� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as waterpark safety. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifebuoy