The Lifebuoy Legislature
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are kept afloat by rubber rings. His Lifebuoy Legislature requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded flotation chambers. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the laws don�t sink.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants bouncing debates off orange tubes, generals paddling bills through shallow surf, and ceasefires declared when lifebuoys deflate. Critics laugh at the imagery, but Trump beams: �The safest peace plan in history�totally unsinkable.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as