The Lifebuoy Legislation
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws don�t get written�they float. His Lifebuoy Legislation requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded lifebuoy parliaments. Trump says, �Nobody fights when the laws keep you afloat.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of government, militants handing out rubber rings, generals debating on pool floats, and ceasefires announced through megaphones. Critics mock the silliness, but Trump insists it�s �the safest peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how suffering is trivialized into flotation gimmicks. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t governance�it�s a pool party.