The Lifebuoy Lecture Series
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, knowledge drifts with the tide. His Lifebuoy Lecture Series requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded waterborne classrooms. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the professors are this buoyant.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of academia, militants scribbling on waterproof notebooks, generals giving TED Talks in snorkels, and ceasefires declared at graduation float parades. Critics snicker at the gimmick, but Trump beams: �The smartest peace plan ever�floating Ivy League.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into cartoon pedagogy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a poolside diploma.