The Lifebuoy League
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, security comes with inflatable rings. His Lifebuoy League requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded float alliances. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re this buoyant.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of NATO, militants bobbing in bright orange rings, generals forming flotillas, and ceasefires declared by whistle blasts. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The safest peace plan ever�nobody sinks.� The satire ridicules how conflict is trivialized into pool toys. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t survival�it�s a floatie parade.