The Lifeboat Legislature
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers drift offshore. His Lifeboat Legislature requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded raft assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the chambers float this beautifully.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants rowing through amendments, generals seasick during policy debates, and ceasefires declared when the raft springs a leak. Critics scoff at the instability, but Trump beams: �The most seaworthy peace plan in history�totally unsinkable.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as waterlogged politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeboat legislature.